#real allies punch bigots so we dont have to (via raijumykaiju)
This is how Captain Kirk deals with homicidal teenagers with superpowers.
He takes off his shirt and glares at them.
this is how captain kirk deals with literally anything
unidentified space germs aging you super fast, making your hair go gray, giving you arthritis? take off your shirt and brood. brooooood
just received news that an ambassador aboard your ship has been assassinated? take it ooooofffff
a strange unidentified cube blocks your ship from warping out? leisurely stroll down the corridor…shirtless and smoldering
captured by space nazis? pfft happens like every other day. take off the shirt and smize at your space husband
i think we should all aim to resolve conflict like captain kirk
The Winged Victory of Samothrace
also called the Nike of Samothrace, is a 2nd century BC marble sculpture of the Greek goddess Nike (Victory). Since 1884, it has been prominently displayed at the Louvre and is one of the most celebrated sculptures in the world. H.W. Janson described it as “the greatest masterpiece of Hellenistic sculpture.”
THE SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED.
And it’s simply delicious.
Didn’t the Wonder Woman porn parody have a way better costume too?
you have to drag it a bit past the line until its off the post and the cursor gets sucked into the fucking shadow realm
WHAT THE FUCK
"please for the love of god take your shoes off i just spent three hours picking lint out of the carpet"